Not So Superman

Here's how not to do the Superman.



Heheh, Santa may have left me some pressies, but his elves have run off with all my pole moves! Scary what a week or so away from the pole and a couple* of chocs can do.

I'm off to Spain on Sun for the new year, soon as I'm back me and that pole are gonna kick some ass (my own).

Happy New Year to anyone reading this: hope 2008 is happy, healthy and wealthy xx

* Several boxes

Straight Leg Spin

Gimme Gimme More

... poley dancer icons ... Here are some more I've just uploaded to www.polepixies.com:



and



These will be added to the Weekly Moves section of the new Members' Area on the Poleminx website coming soon.

Been spending so much time on front of laptop recently I'll end up with square eyes!?!

Pole Dancing ...

... in tiny animated icons; mostly set up in response to students asking for aides-memoires for the various moves we've done in class (yes I've only added a couple of Beginners moves so far, more to come later, shite broadband connection allowing).

Sigh ... the pole dance industry is a queer world. Could write a long ramble, but it ain't my style. Here's the condensed version: I am a one-woman band; I work my bollocks off to get where I am; I try to combine earning a living, sharing my passion and being an honourable human all at the same time ('business', for its own sake, ain't the be all and end all; ignore the human element at your peril). Mostly, I like to think I succeed; every now and then though I feel a tad done over by my better nature, and let me tell you, this may happen once, but it sure as hell does not extend to a second chance. I'm not going into specifics, as that, dahlinks, would be crass.

While I'm whingeing ... I bought Top Gear magazine as I do every December, for its glossy shit hot motors Wall Calendar. Hmmpphh - since when has an Audi R8 been a Supercar? And more to the point - NO ASTON MARTINS FOR 2008????? Bah. What's a girl to do for decent motoring eye candy? Answer: Move to The Boltons, Chelsea, where I passed 4 Astons parked in a row?!?!? by the roadside last Sat, must be one of the wealthiest streets in SW London.

Here's another pole icon to justify this blog: . Go help yourselves!

Cute Pole Dance Stuff

Slow Road Woe # 1: Esher, Surrey

For some reason in Esher I always seem to get stuck behind one of these Mofo's doing 23 mph (and slowing down for green lights).


If you can't stick to the speed limit, get off the effing road.

I thank you

PS Um no of course I didn't take this pic while driving up against the bumper of a Nissan Micra at 23mph, I did it on Photoshop at home heheh